Today I was walking behind a bunch of school boys at a lecture and this girl was like “stop following all the boys”. Little did she know that I was actually trying to see this beautiful girl that was sitting in front of me.

IAN THORPE?? self confessed GAY man?????????? LET’S MAKE THAT A HEADLINE IN THE PAPER. because it’s not like 100’s of people are being KILLED in GAZA???? GAY?MAN? NO FUCKING WAY